The Emergency Meditator
Waits until all hell breaks loose before finally making the time to sit down and meditate.
The Reluctant Meditator
Knows meditating is good to do, but keeps coming up with important-sounding excuses, mismanaging time, and dreading the idea of sitting.
The Meditation Police
Openly (and often annoyingly) critical of everyone else’s routine or lack of commitment.
The Grumpy Meditator
You’re surprised to discover that they meditate because they seem rather grumpy. But, we’ll never know how grumpy they would’ve been had they not been meditating at all.
The Meditation Fundamentalist
Religious about meditating, mostly because they think something bad is going to happen if they miss even one meditation.
The Narcissistic Meditator
Regularly keeps people waiting because he “over-meditated” or because he hasn’t yet meditated.
The Closet Meditator
Lawyers, politicians, celebrities, or anyone else who may be afraid of being “outed” as a meditator because they don’t want to seem weird, not relatable, or “soft.”
The Anti-Meditator Meditator
Hunters, heavy-metal singers, and “shock” radio jock meditators (fun fact: Howard Stern apparently hasn’t missed a meditation in over 30 years).
The Meditation Evangelist
Loves meditation so much that she brings up meditation and its benefits in nearly every conversation.
The Meditation Skeptic
Meditates without fail, but doesn’t think anything positive is happening.
It doesn't matter which meditator you resonate with the most, just continue with your practice, however it comes most naturally to you.
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